* The Blog! *

Horse Jokes

Published by LeadMare • Dec 11th, 2006 • Category: Odds & Ends

Today I was cleaning out old files in the Loft and ran across some horse jokes. Hope they bring a giggle or two to your day!

Horse HumorWhat did the horse say to his neighbor?
Howdy NEIGH-bor!

What is a horse’s favorite bear?
Whinny the Pooh!

Why couldn’t the pony talk?
Because she was a little hoarse!

What do horses use when they have a stuffy nose?
Neiiiiiiiiigh-sal spray!

What kind of money do horses use?
Horse sense! (cents)

Knock- knock.
Who’s there?
Whinny.
Whinny who?
Whinny-yuh gonna be home?

What is a horse’s favorite state?
Maine! (mane)

What am I if I have a sore throat and can’t talk?
Hoarse! (horse)

What is a horse’s favorite kind of tale?
A farrier (fairy-er) tale!

Where do horses stay in a hotel?
In the bridle suite!

What is the quickest way to mail a little horse?
Use the Pony Express.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What kinds of horse breeds jump higher than a house?
All of them! Houses can’t jump!

A man rode to a hotel on June 3rd, stayed a week and rode out on June 3rd. How is this possible?
His horse was named June 3rd!

What is as big as a horse and weighs nothing?
A horse shadow.

What kind of horse only comes out at night?
A night mare.

What kind of horse is on the new quarter?
A quarter horse of course!

11 Nickers »

  1. luvs-horses on December 11th, 2006

    When does a horse feel frisky?

    At leap year!

  2. Em on December 12th, 2006

    The rider rode into town on Friday and stayed there for 3 days. Then he rode out on Friday. How is this possible?

    His horse’s name was Friday

  3. Steph on December 12th, 2006

    What kind of horse breed is perfect for checking thoroughly for spelling errors?

    A thorough-breed!!

  4. Kate on December 21st, 2006

    what horse is worth 25 cents?
    a quarter horse …. of course

  5. Natasha on January 7th, 2007

    Which horse is a flashy sports car?
    A Mustang!

  6. Natasha on January 7th, 2007

    What horse do you take on a hack?
    a Hack-ney!

  7. harmoni on January 9th, 2007

    hi i realy realy like your club or sim or whatever it is.how can i get apassword or do i even need one?

    harmoni

  8. LeadMare on January 9th, 2007

    Thanks harmoni! You don’t need a password — everything is free and we try to make it easy and safe for you to participate.

    Girls Horse Club isn’t a sim game, it’s a virtual barn with lots of different things to do. Just click around and find out what interests you!

  9. steve on January 23rd, 2007

    What kind of a horse likes to be ridden in a shower storm? A reining (raining) horse!

  10. Kylea on February 9th, 2007

    Hay, what do you call a horse that paints any thing for 25 cents

    A Paint Quarter Horse of course!!!

  11. Sheltie on March 19th, 2007

    Robi and Lena are riding out. Lena on a Hanoverian, Robi on a Shetlandpony “Crumb”.
    Lena: What is wrong with you, why are you not coming?
    Robi: Sorry, I can’t. “Crumb” is sticking on bubblegum!