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You Know You’re a Horse Lover When…

Published by • Apr 17th, 2009 • Category: Odds & Ends

by Peanut, age 8

…You wear half chaps instead of leg warmers.

…Your hair is knotted and tangled, but your horse’s mane is silky and smooth.

…You talk to your horse more than you talk to your best friend.

…You’d rather be at a tack shop than a mall.

…Your horse’s stall is cleaner than your room.

…You take better care of your tack than your cloths.

…You’d rather be at a horse show than a concert.

…If your horse gets an injury, you pamper and massage him. If you get an injury, you drag yourself to the barn and muck stalls.

…Your friend says it’s me or the horse. You hesitate.

…Sitting outside a dusty arena at a horse show is your idea of a holiday.

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  1. LOL yeah my hair takes a while to get “silky and smooth” No half chaps though just a good pair of jeans is all i need.

    You know your a horse lover when…. If you come back from the store with a bunch of bags and your friends ask you if you went on a shopping spree… you say yeah and they look in to see horse treats, tack, brushes, ect! =0)

    ~HF

  2. Lol I love this blog so much! You are awesome Peanut! I can relate to pretty much so all of these! Okay, you know you’re a horse lover when… (I’ve done this before) Someone asks you you’re name and you say the name of your horse!

  3. This is hilarious! I definitely am #10,9,8,and 5! Spot on,Peanut!

  4. Cute list! I do some of those myself…:)

  5. Great Blog Peanut! You know when you are a horse lover when you have too many horse movies, horse books, horse drawings…. ect. You also know if you are a horse lover when you rather be with your horse then hanging out with friends.

  6. Nice ones :) I love reading these, they make me laugh at how completely awesome horse girls are. I think I’ve got a few:

    You know you’re a horse lover when you’re an expert at horse knowledge and can list a whole train of breeds, but don’t know how to put on make-up.

    You know you’re a horse lover when you can tell apart your horse from 10 other horses, but don’t know who Hilary Duff is (or any other famous people).

  7. I’ve got some!

    You know you’re a horselover when…

    You have dozens of horse models, pictures, and other horsey things in your room, and when your friends come over they think you love horses way too much.

    and…

    You hairdo consists of a ponytail and maybe a hat

  8. Madelaina, those perfectly fit me! Especially the first: Everyone at youth group thinks I’m weird ’cause I can name over 50 breeds of horses but had to ask what make-up ‘foundation’ was for. :)
    And the 2nd one? I hadn’t even heard of the…(dang! Who are they?)….Ah,yes! The “Jonas Brothers”(I think that’s their name) until I saw them in the supermarket tabloids. Evidently they are “hot stuff” to the rest of the world, though I don’t know why.
    But hey when the town you live nearest to has a population of 18, you kinda miss a few things! :D

  9. I don’t really..apply to those. How about these….

    You know you are a horse lover when: (for girls without horses)

    1: Your room is overwhelmingly decorated with horses

    2: Your favorite hairstyle/word for hair is PONYtail

    3: You lay in the grass in the sun wondering if grass tastes good….you soon find out there is a reason humans don’t eat grass….

    4: You dream of dancing hooves *wink*
    5: You have pictures of funny looking horses that you drew when you were 2 years old
    6: Most, if not all, of your jewlers consists of horseshoes, horses, horse charms for bracelets, or other things like that.
    7: Your favortie websites, DS games, PS games, PC games,ect have horses in them.
    8: Your favorite dream is riding a horse
    9: The simple life if for you; forget fancy and prissy
    10: YOU LOVE GHC! BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY TALK ABOUT HORSES!

  10. Love the last on Violet Inkpen!

  11. I’maCowgirl: No one can blame you for missing out on a few things, but it’s certainly great that you don’t miss out on horses :D

    I personally travel everywhere in ponytails, and I love it for lots of reasons. My friends get annoyed with me because they never see me with a different hairstyle.